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Nigeria-Spam *to be continued*

Hach ja, irgendwann musste es ja so kommen. In all den Jahren habe ich nie eine Spammail von der Nigeria-Connection erhalten, bis gestern. Da dachte ich mir: hey, das könnte lustig werden...
Mal schauen, wie lange ich das Spiel treiben kann. Hier die Korrespondenz:


FROM ROSSY KOFI
LOME TOGO
WEST AFRICA

DEAR FRIEND,
I AM ROSSY KOFI,THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE MR AND MRS
MIKE KOFI, PLEASE AND PLEASE DO NOT BE EMBARASED,I AM
SEEKING YOUR ATTENTION TO HELP ME TRANSFER THE SUM OF
($7.5,000,000,00 US DOLLARS)SEVEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED
THOUSAND UNITED STATE AMERICAN DOLLARS. IN YOUR
ACCOUNT PLEASE IT IS MORE THAN URGENT.

MOREOVER, DEAR, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE
TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER
THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND INTO YOUR
NOMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.
THANKS,
ROSSY KOFI.

Übrigens, wer mehr dazu lesen will:
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
Alt 07. 06. 2006, 20:18 TabulaRasa is offline Mit Zitat antworten #1
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Für diesen Thread bedankten sich die folgenden 17 User bei TabulaRasa:
Alt 07. 06. 2006, 20:18
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1. Antwort

Oh, great! I always liked Kofi. We really appreciate a good cup of it here in the netherlands. Unfortunately the tax offices over here are very suspicious if it comes to such great amounts of money.
I would suggest to transfer the money bit-by-bit, maximum 50.000$ US per transaction. would that be possible?

sincerely yours,

Piet van de Meijklockjes
Alt 07. 06. 2006, 20:20 TabulaRasa is offline Mit Zitat antworten #2
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DEAREST WAHNSINN,

I RECEIVE YOUR MAIL AND THE CONTENTS WAS WELL
UNDERSTOOD TO ME. REGARDS TO YOUR QUESTIONS, IS TRUE
THAT I DON'T KNOW YOU BEFORE BUT THE GOD ALMIGHTY GOD
WILL NOT LEAD ME TO BAD SOME ONE. THAT IS WHY I
TRUSTED YOU WITH ALL MY HEART AND CONTACT YOU, SO
PLEASE DON'T HAVE DOUBLE MIND TO HELP ME I PROMISE YOU
THAT YOU WILL NEVER REGRATE OF HELPING ME, AND I WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS TRANSACTION 100% RISK FREE.

MEANWHILE I WILL GIVE YOU THE BANK CONTACT WHERE MY
LATE FATHER DEPOSITED THE MONEY WITH MY NAME AS THE
NEXT OF KIN FOR YOU TO CONTACT THEM SO THEY WILL START
THE PROCCESING OF THE TRANSFER OF MY INHERITED MONEY
TO YOUR ACCOUNT WHICH WILL PROVIDE TO THEM, AND PLEASE
I WANT YOU TO PROMISE ME THAT YOU WILL NOT LET ANY
BODY TO KNOW ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION UNTIL YOU RECEIVE
MY MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT IF I
COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY I WILL BE HAVING PROBLEM
AGAIN AS YOU KNOW THAT MY LIFE IS IN DANGER I DON'T
KNOW WHERE MY LATE FATHER'S ENEMIES IS, PLEASE YOU TO
KEEP EVEYTHING CONFIDENTIAL. AND ALSO TRY AND SEND ME
YOUR PICTURE TOGETHER WITH PHONE NUMBER AND HOME
ADDRESS AND I WILL BE ATTACHING MY PICTURE UNDER THIS
MAIL.

I WILL BE WAITHING FOR YOUR REPLY.
YOURS ROSSY

Und hier das angehängte Bild:

Alt 07. 06. 2006, 20:21 TabulaRasa is offline Mit Zitat antworten #3
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2. Antwort

Of course, of course! Everything will be kept strongly confidential. I have no need for those little bastards from the tax office to sniff around in my bank accounts. Only god needs to know everything!
Do you have tax offices in africa, too? I hate those filthy little bastards. Excuse me for swearing, but i hate to pay taxes for money that i earned with my hard work.
Does your bank transfer money to accounts in switzerland, too? I keep all my money there because they are more trustworthy than our banks here in the netherlands.
You are a really nice and beautiful girl. Here in the netherlands we would say: billiges flittchen.
You can visit me in Alkmaar if you come over to the netherlands, i live in a nice windmill. You can life in the guesthouse, as long as you do not wear shoes inside.

Oh, and i attached my photo for you. Thats me on the last meeting of the CEO's of dairy insanity. We process and sell food made from milk - great business!

Natürlich gibt es nur einen Piet, und dieser Piet ist...
Alt 07. 06. 2006, 20:22 TabulaRasa is offline Mit Zitat antworten #4
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scheiß nigeria conection, die haben bei ebay meine PS2 gekauft und verlangt, dass ich den die umsonstz schicke....pffff
Alt 07. 06. 2006, 21:34 H0mer is offline Mit Zitat antworten #5
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hier gibts noch ein paar nette Geschichten ,Dokumentvorlagen für die Politprominenz aus Nigeria.



http://scambaiter.sc.funpic.de/


Alt 07. 06. 2006, 22:31 ruppis is offline Mit Zitat antworten #6
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Zitat:
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You are a really nice and beautiful girl. Here in the netherlands we would say: billiges flittchen.
LOL
Alt 08. 06. 2006, 02:12 Mit Zitat antworten #7
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Und das Spiel geht weiter:

DEAREST WAHNSINN,

COMPLEMENT OF THE DAY. INFACT I AM VERY HAPPY TO HEAR
FROM YOU AND TO HEAR OF YOUR KIND EFFORT TO ASSIST ME
TRANSFER MY INHERITED MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT, AS YOU
CAN SEE THAT I LOST MY BELOVETH PERENTS. NOW COULD YOU
BELEIVE THAT MY LATE FATHERS BROTHER WHO IS MY UNCLE
PLAN WITH MY LATE FATHERS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO KILL
MY BELOVETH FATHER BECAUSE OF HIS WEALTH. THAT IS THE
REASON WHY I WANT THE BANK TO TRANSFER MY INHERITANCE
MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT. ALSO I WENT TO THE BANK THIS
MORNING AND I LET THE BANK DIRECTOR TO KNOW ABOUT WHAT
YOU SAID. AND HE PROMISE ME THAT WHEREVER YOU WANT
THEM TO TRANSFER THE MONEY THEY WILL DO ACCORDINLY.

ONE DAY MY UNCLE CALLED ME AND TELL ME TO GIVE HIM THE
RECIPT AND THE DOCUMENTS WHICH THE BANK GIVE MY LATE
FATHER THE TIME HE MADE THIS DEPOSITE WITH THE BANK. I
ASK HIM WHY HE SAID THAT I AM STILL A LITTLE GIRL TO
HANDLE SUCH MONEY, THAT HE WANT TO CHANGE OUT MY NAME
AND REPLACE IT WITH HIS SON NAME AND CLAIM THE MONEY
OUT, AND I CRYED BITTERLY AND REMEBER MY LATE FATHER.
ALSO BEFORE I CONTACTED YOU I PRAY AND FAST OVER IT
FOR GOD TO REVIEW TO ME IF YOU ARE A GOD FEARING AND
HONEST PERSON, BECAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO DISSAPOINT
ME OR SEAT ON MY MONEY AFTER THE BANK TRANSFER IT TO
YOUR ACCOUNT.

MEANWHILE BEFORE MY LATE FATHER DIED HE CALLED ME AND
TELL ME THAT I SHOULD BE WARE OF MY UNCLE THAT IS HIM
THAT PLAN WITH HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE TO KILL HIM. AND
ALSO HE TOLD ME WHERE I WILL SEE THE DOCUMENT WHICH
THE BANK GIVE TO HIM THE TIME HE MADE THE DEPOSITE AT
THE BANK IN OUR HOUSE. AND HE SAID TO ME THAT IF ANY
PERSON SEE THE DOCUMENT THAT THE PERSON MAY CLAIM THE
MONEY. AND ALSO MY LATE FATHER ADVICE ME TO LOOK FOR A
FORIEGN PARTNER WHO WILL ASSIST ME TO INVESTMENT THE
MONEY IN HIS COUNTRY. HE SAID THAT IF I INVEST THIS
MONEY IN MY COUNTRY THAT THIS WICKED PEOPLE MAY SEEK
FOR ME AND GET ME KILLED AS THEY KILLED HIM.

FOR THAT REASON I RUN AWAY FROM MY LATE FATHERS HOUSE
AND I FORGET MY INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT THERE, AND HIDE
MY SELF IN ONE LOCAL HOTEL HERE IN MY COUNTRY FOR THE
SAFETY OF MY LIFE. AND NOW IT'S ONLY YOU AND THE BANK
THAT KNOW'S I'M STILL IN THIS COUNTRY. PLEASE DEAREST
KINDLY CONTACT THE BANK WHERE THIS MONEY IS DEPOSITED
WITH MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN. SO THAT THE BANK WILL
START PROCESSING THE TRANSFER OF MY MONEY INTO YOUR
ACCOUNT WHICH YOU WILL PROVIDE TO THEM, BECAUSE HERE
IN MY COUNTRY MY LIFE IS IN DANGER BECAUSE OF THIS
WICKED PEOPLE THAT KILLED MY LATE FATHER. INFACT I
DONT KNOW WHERE TO START AND WHERE TO END. IT'S A LONG
STORY, AND ALSO PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO SEND ME YOUR
HOME ADDRESS AND YOUR TELEPHONE TOGETHER WITH YOUR FAX
NUMBER FOR EASY COMMINICATION. HERE IS THE CONTACT OF
THE BANK BELOW. TRY AND CALL THE BANK SO THAT THEY
WILL START THE PROCCES OF TRANSFER OF MY MONEY TO YOUR
ACCOUNT.

BANK INTERNATIONAL OF AFRICA.
ADDRESS . 13, RUE DU COMMERCE B.P.346-LOME
EMAIL ; biabank_togo@accountant.com
DIRECTOR DR WALTER KONE
DIRECT TEL; +228 9443826 FAX; +228 222 9468

PLEASE AS YOUR CONTACTING THE BANK TELL THE BANK
DIRECTOR THAT YOU ARE CALLING ON MY BEHALF ROSSY KOFI
THE DAUGHTER OF LATE MR MIKE KOFI, THAT YOU ARE MY
LATE FATHERS FORIEGN BUSINESS PARTNER WHO I HAVE
CHOSEN TO BE MY GUIDIAN, THAT THIS MONEY IS SURPOSE TO
BE TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE
BEFORE THE SUDDEN DEATH OF MY FATHER, THAT YOU WANT
THE BANK TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT. THEN
AFTER YOUR DISCUSSION WITH THE BANK DIRECTOR. KINDLY
GET BACK TO ME SO THAT I WILL KNOW WHEN THE BANK WILL
START THE TRANSFER. PLEASE I DONT WANT TO DIE HERE,
EVEN THE HOTEL WHERE I AM STAYING ARE DISTURBING ME
BECAUSE OF MY HOTEL BILLS WHICH I PLAN TO PAY THEM
IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE MY MONEY IN YOUR ACCOUNT AND
SEND ME SOME MONEY FROM THERE, TO COME OVER TO YOUR
COUNTRY TO CONTINUE MY EDUCATION WHILE YOU WILL HELP
ME TO INVEST MY MONEY WISELY AS MY LATE FATHER ADVICE
ME, THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.

WAITING TO HEAR FROM YOU.
ROOSY KOFI.

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Oh my dear God, this is such a sad story! I was almost crying when i imagined such a beautiful, intelligent billiges flittchen sitting in a cheap hotel fearing for her life. We have to change that, and quick!

Unfortunately, i can not call or fax Dr Kone. I am pretty sure my phone is tapped by those little dirty bastards from the tax office - they are always after me and my money! i hate them, i woud like to kill them! Say, don't you have soldiers in africa who would... get rid of some of my problems for me? Money is not a problem at all.

Anyway, we've got to get you out of there - so i informed my lawyer in switzerland today. He is a really trustworthy person, because he likes money more than laws - just like me.

Doktor Schuettli will contact Doctor Kone as soon as his business is open tomorrow, and we will get all those things done in no time!

Love your photo - here is another one of me, that was in march when we bought "Eichelkäse GmbH" from germany and announced that to the public. Damn, our shareholder value rocketed into the sky!


Alt 08. 06. 2006, 20:26 TabulaRasa is offline Mit Zitat antworten #9
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http://www.419eater.com/ gibts sogar telefonmitschnitte
Alt 08. 06. 2006, 22:34 pEaCeMaKeR is offline Mit Zitat antworten #10
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Zitat:
Zitat von TabulaRasa 
"Eichelkäse GmbH"

Iiiiih bäh.

Aber geil....

Was hast du denn mit der ganzen Kohle vor? g:b kaufen, oder was?
Alt 09. 06. 2006, 08:13 amigaman is offline Mit Zitat antworten #11
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geile story...was die sich dabei denken

bitte mehr davon.

Ps. ich will auch mail bekommen
Alt 09. 06. 2006, 08:48 dafrocka is offline Mit Zitat antworten #12
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ich find den holländischen ausdruck "billiges flittchen" genial
Alt 09. 06. 2006, 10:08 StaTiC is offline Mit Zitat antworten #13
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Echt der Hammer!

Bin auf die Fortsetzung gespannt!

"...Eichelkäse GmbH" wie geil!
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hey GENIAL Bleib dran ! Ich brauche Lesefutter

Gruß nader
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lol wie geil is das denn?

bitte mehr davon - bin fast weggebrochen vor lachen.

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Ganz große Kino, Tabula. Sehr amüsant. Dein Alter Ego (Piet Klocke) ist echt klasse. Viel Spaß noch mit deiner neuen Brieffreundschaft
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Sehr interessant. Irgendwo hat jemand auch mal das ganze bis zum Schluß durchgezogen. Nur wenn man dann nach Afrika reist sollte man es nicht ohne Rückendeckung machen. Kidnapping könnte ein Hobby von denen sein.
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Fortsetzung...

Dearest Wahnsinn,

I am very happy to received your mail. Infact dearest
it's God almighty that will reward you for helping an
orphan child like me. Also dearest I am been diturbed
by the hotel management because of my hotel bill,
which I have not paid for two weeks now. Please
dearest I am pleading to you in name of God almighty
to help me pay for this little money 500$. So that I
will be free from the hotel people, because I have
went to the bank to collect some money, and the bank
director told me that my late father deposited this
money in a fix deposit account for unward transfer.
That I don't have any right to withdraw or put money
in it, until this money is transferred to a forign
account.

Meanwhile dearest I want you to conatct the bank
direct by yourself, to avoide any mistake. I hope you
understand what I told you to tell the bank when you
are contacting the bank. So that the bank director
will know very well that you are the one I have chosen
to be my gaudian. Also dearest please I am beging with
the name of God, not to revew this transaction to any
body even your best friend. Until my money get into
your account, to avoide eye brow. Remember what kill
my late father is eye brow from his friends.

Please dearest I want you to email the bank through
their bank email, as you said that your phone has a
problem, because I believe that even if you email them
through their bank email, they will respond
immediately to you. Please dearest I want everything
to be quick so that I will leave this country,
remember that I told you that my life is in danger,
and I can not walk around because of this wicked
people.

Also dearest, yes there are soldiers in my country,
because when my father died I reported to them about
the people that killed my father. But at last they
could not do anything, that is why those people are
seaking to kill me whenever they get me. Infact
dearest I love your picture very well. Also I am
beging you with the name of God, to send this little
money to me. So that I will clear my hotel bills,
because the hotel manager told me that if by monday
next week I did not pay up my bills, that they will
hand me over to the police people. And I don't want
this to happen to me while I have a big amount of
money in the bank. I am waiting to hear from you.

Thanks and God bless you,
Yours Rossy.
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Yes yes, no problem at all!
Just mail this document of ownership to my lawyer in switzerland, he says he just needs confirmation to get everything done! He will then contact the bank and tell them to give you as much money as you need. His mail is doktor.schuettli@suisse.ch - that will be much faster than anything else, and after all you sure need some more money - after you've cleaned out your bills, you will need more money for new clothes, a better hotel and a plane ticket to the netherlands!
I would so much like to do all that on my own, but i am currently in russia to sign a contract for the delivery of 3 tons of nillenkäse each month - have you ever tried nillenkäse, or "nillencheese"? You should, it tastes great!
Russia is nice, but such a cold, cold country! Just have a look at the attached picture. thats Popov, my translator, and me, in the city of novosibirsk.
Ooops, time is over, gotta get back to my business partners - just checked my mails and found your letter, and wrote a quick answer.
This land desperately needs better internet access, i can tell you!

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Soo geil! Für mich hat sich dieser Thread zum besten im ganzen Fun-Forum entwickelt. Bitte mehr von dem Stuff
Alt 11. 06. 2006, 15:37 bcstheo is offline Mit Zitat antworten #22
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hehe vor allem schnee im sommer

nillenkäse? ich dachte du verkaufst kuppenkäse
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Dearest Wahnsinn,

I Thank You For You Mail. And Also How Are You Today?
Please Dearest The Most Problem I Have Now Is To
Settle My Bills In The Hotel So That They Will Allowed
Me To Go And Send The Documents To Your Lawyer. Also I
Pleaded With The Hotel Manager This Morning And He
Said That By Tomorrow If I Did Not Pay Up My Bills
That They Will Hand Me And My Belongings To The Police
People.

Please Dearest I Don't Want To Be Hand Over To The
Police Because Of This Little Money That I Am Owing To
The Hotel. Dearest Even They Hotel Don't Allowed Me To
Make A Call. I Only Pleaded With The Hotel
Receptionist To Allowed Me Use Their Internet To Write
This Mail To You. Meanwhile Dearest You Can Still Send
Me This Money From Russia. Because According To The
Receptionist, She Told Me That You Can Send The Money
To Me And I Will Collect It The Same Day Through
Western Union. Dearest I Think It's The Best Idea For
You To Send The Money From Russia There To My Country
Here.

Also She Directed Me On How You Will Send The Money
(500$) Through Western Union Money Transfer. With My
Name And I Will Collect Here With The Information The
Western Union People Give You Over There. Please
Dearest I Am Beging You With The Name Of God Almighty
To Send This Little Money To Me So That I Will Settle
The Hotel People, For Them To Allowed Me To Go And
Send The Certificate Of Deposite Which The Bank Issued
To Me Late Father As Of The Time He Made The Deposite.
And Also The Will My Late Father Made On My Behalf The
Time He Was Alive.

Dearest How Long Are You Going To Stay In Russia? And
Please I Am Beging You In The Name Of God. Did You
Trust This Your Lawyer? I Don't Want This Idea Of
Third Party In This Transaction. I Know Why I Am
Saying All This. As I Have The Full Trust On You
Before Contacting You, I Don't Want Somebody Who Will
Come And Seat On My Money When It Will Be Transferred
Into Your Account. As You Know Very Well That This Is
All My Hope And I Will Not Be Alive To Lost It To
Somebody. Unles You Want Me To Kill Myself. Dearest I
Promise You After I Settle With The Hotel People I
Will Send To You All This Documents. But The Problem
Now Is That They Counld Not Allowed Me To Go Out And
Send It To You. Here Is The Information You Will Use
To Send The Money Below.

Name Rossy Kofi. City Lome. Country Togo. And You Send
The Rest Of The Information To Me Which I Will Use To
Collect He Money From The Western Union People.

Dearest All My Prayer Is To Leave This Country And
Come Over To Netherland Immediately My Money Get Into
Your Account. Dearest I Am Beging With The Name Of God
Not To Dissapoint Me.

I Am Waiting To Hear From You.

Thanks And God Bless You.
Yours Rossy.
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Oooooh, big big problem! There is no Western Union in Novosibirsk, my translator Popov says. Next Western Union is in Novgorod, thats 583 miles away, and i will not be in Novgorod before wednesday when i catch my flight back!
Just give me the name and bank account of that hotel, my lwayer will send them the money you need.
And if they like, we will also send them some nillenkäse!
I am so sorry about this, but i can not send the money by myself over my bank, because the spies from that damn tax office would surely question me why i was doing this - and the last thing we need right now is some of those bastards sniffing around and questioning me!
Just send the bank account data to doktor.schuettli@suisse.ch, and everything will be done in no time!
Got to lay down now, my head is aching from all this wodka we have to drink during our meetings with the russian businessman. This russians are so crazy - drinking wodka all the time, going into the sauna and cold water all the time. They say its good for your health, but i am quite sure all they want is to see me naked!
I hope i will be back to the netherlands soon, together with you.

god bless you,

Piet
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